New evidence.

This picture was just uncovered from 2006 and tells chilling tell of what life must be like for someone with two left thumbs.

Other evidences of this rare debilitating condition are as follows:

This taken just days after our wedding and is the first recorded evidence of the condition during our marriage. Other non-recordable evidences include a rather lengthy list of flying elbows, hip checks in the mall, and thrice having fallen down the stairs with and without child. (See also posting named "Dinner Down")